Just a quick post to reassure the massive hordes of readers who come here that I am not neglecting them. As soon as I have something suitably interesting to say, it shall be said. For now I will leave you with what are clearly the two most important stories of the day. Firstly, and try to contain yourselves here, Wham! are reuniting for a concert at Christmas. And secondly, it seems that in the Bahamas they still flog people with the cat-o'-nine-tails. Perhaps if Wham were to go to the Bahamas, they too would receive a flogging. Perhaps they'd like it?*
* The author in no way means to suggest that gay men are any more or less likely to enjoy corporal punishment than non-gay men. No offence is meant to either gay men or straight S & M fetishist men.